For 10 years, this Ballarat competition has been celebrating the weirdest and most wonderful facial hair in Australia

“People love how inclusive it is. It’s so many different sorts of people getting together. Doesn’t matter if it’s a big beard, small beard, male, female.”

For the last decade, a competition has been hunting for the best beard and moustache in West Vic - and that includes facial hair that’s been crocheted or converted into a running gold mine. 

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❓What happened: As part of the Heritage Festival in Ballarat, Hop Temple hosted the 10th annual Ballarat Beard & Stache Competition on May 23rd. The competition has six categories: 

  • Full beard natural: 20 centimetres to infinity 

  • Full beard natural: 10 to 20 centimetres 

  • Verdi: short beard under 10 with a moustache 

  • Moustache 

  • Partial beard 

  • Just for fun freestyle 

👥 What people said: Jake Warren works as an operating theatre technician, but he’s also the event organiser and co-founder of the Ballarat Beard & Moustache Union (BBMU) alongside Brayden Dorney. It was the City of Ballarat that approached the BBMU a decade ago to participate in the Heritage Festival Weekend. 

He told the Brolga the competition is nationally renowned, with each category featuring an entrant from another state. 

🗣️: “We love the community we’ve formed”, said Warren. “Competitors come from all over the state and country. We love how many people get together and have fun”.

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Beard beginnings: The BBMU was founded in reaction to several clubs popping up around the country. Some of the beards reach lengths over a metre, and the annual competition creates a ripe platform for creativity.

  • “We saw a bunch of cool clubs around Australia and the world, so we were just a couple of guys feeling inspired,” Warren said. “So we started growing beards.”

  • “Last year, we had a guy enter the freestyle category with a running gold mine in his beard. It had a pump, running water and a mine.” 

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This year, a couple crocheted their own connected beards. 

  • “We had a repeat competitor crochet a new style of beard. She got her partner up and it was sort of like Avatar - connected.” 

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Moustache mates: Warren said the competition is both good fun and an accepting place for all. 

🗣️: “People love how inclusive it is, it’s so many different sorts of people getting together. Doesn’t matter if it’s a big beard, small beard, male, female.” 

“It’s a perfect setting to get out of your comfort zone and make new friends.” 

The victors: Have a look at the full list of winners below!

Full Beard 20cm to Infinity

🥇 1st — Luke Sizeland

🥈 2nd — Kees Webster

🥉 3rd — Justin Magnay

Partial Beard

🥇 1st — Kevin Blanks

🥈 2nd — David Jenkins

🥉 3rd — Kenneth Galvin

Verdi

🥇 1st — William Johnson

🥈 2nd — Santa Claus

🥉 3rd — James Costigan

Full Beard 10cm–20cm

🥇 1st — Neale Postlethwaite

🥈 2nd — Jamie Johnson

🥉 3rd — Cam McAdie

Moustache

🥇 1st — Robert Hunt

🥈 2nd — Ian Oswin

🥉 3rd — Troy Hart

Freestyle

🥇 1st — Gary Moyle

🥈 2nd — Kelly Maynard

🥉 3rd — Ollie Dorney and Harry Warren

People’s Champion 

Shu Brown

Image: Lachy Phyland of media provided